oH MY GOD I FUCKING CHOKED
i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched